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Friday July 30, 2010

We’re Coco Loco for Perez as Idol Judge

HS-News is throwing its might, which might be slight, behind, in front and on the side of Perez Hilton as the next American Idol Judge.  As everyone knows Ellen DeGeneres has stepped down after a short tenure and rumors are rampant who might fill her “sneaker shoes” on the show.  If Kara, “I fall asleep every time you talk”, DioGuardi also leaves as has been reported there are three spots available and plenty of room to add some Latin spice to the show.

HS-News is throwing its might, which might be slight, behind, in front and on the side of Perez Hilton as the next American Idol Judge.

Sean “Diddy” Combs (who???), J-Lo (stay home and be with your kiddies and undernourished husband) and Steven Tyler (just malnourished and old and please Don’t Walk This Way) are all rumored as possibilities.  Perez has always voiced his desire to be on the program and we support him MUCHO MUCHO.  As soon as DeGeneres announced her leaving,  Perez announced to MTV “Obviously I’d be great in that role” identifying Jessica Simpson as his “Paula” if she were hired also.  We of course can do without the vapid, weight-fluctuating Simpson but if that’s what it takes to get him to FOX so be it.

Perez has always voiced his desire to be on the program and we support him MUCHO MUCHO.

Perez would bring zest, less Bo toxicity than Simon and more weight (literally) than Ryan.  We want him to doodle away the losers, cheer on the winners and bring some freshness to the show.  ¡Buena Suerte Amigo!

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