Entrepreneurs Cashing In on “Lets Catch Us an Illegal” Bandwagon

They say desperation is the mother of all invention and clearly 26 year-old Houston web designer, George O’Brien was desperate to figure out how to identify illegal aliens.  So much so that he has launched www.IllegalAlienReport.com commenting “I wouldn’t recognize an illegal alien if one was standing right next to me” luckily for us he will now be providing this service. ¿Por Que?  Why my white right Amigo?

George O’Brien was desperate to figure out how to identify illegal aliens.  So much so that he has launched www.IllegalAlienReport.com!

We are not sure why he feels the need to identify one and how he will verify if in fact one is illegal but by all appearances he doesn’t appear to be the brightest knife in the drawer – and that is my own personal profiling.  The website will allow anyone to report someone suspected of being in the country illegally and report company’s hiring them.  As a sign of his fair and open mindedness he will also allow illegal aliens to report bosses that abuse them.  How they can do that, since the website is only in English and a key sign of “illegalness” is Spanish only dialogue, is a mystery.

He promises to uphold strict standards and create legitimacy by viewing his website as a kinder-gentler version of Arizona SB 1070.  Clearly he is taking himself seriously with most illegal alien sighting’s being report to NASA or U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. 

Houston We Have A Problem.