Canada’s own piece of teenage pop “culture,” Justin Bieber, just released another one of his gems, this one titled “Latin Girl.”
It is not unlike any of his other gems; ten ludicrous pre-pubescent pseudo-romantic lines that sort of rhyme (the genius star rhymes “caught my eye” with “looking super fly”) peppered with “oooh’s” and “yeah’s,” laid over an average dance beat.
We’re no quinceañeras here to understand the appeal, but we can’t help but wonder, who is this Latin Girl that became the adolescent’s muse?
Rumors are it might be 17 year old Jasmine Villegas, Bieber’s opening act since September.
Unlike with Bieber, we do have a vague idea, and sort of care about who this girl is. She has sung the Star-Spangled Banner before the last three Manny Pacquiao fights in Las Vegas, and had a brief role in Kanye West’s video for “Jesus Walks.”
Bieber, whose twitter picture features him dancing mid-concert with an infant, took Villegas to Hawaii, where the pair reportedly became make-out buddies and genius struck Bieber in the back of the head, prompting him to gargle out in his perma-falsetto tone the “song” below:
We can only hope the next thing that strikes Justin Beiber in the back of the head, is puberty and not Manny Pacquiao.