Photo: Venezuelan President and Mars Historian Hugo Chavez Says Capitalism Came From Martian Civilization
President Hugo Chávez was in such a talkative mood on world Water Day, that during his public speech he graced attendees with a history lesson on the obscure roots of capitalism. And no he didn’t give the U.S. any credit for its role in creating and distorting capitalism. Well at least we now know why there is no life on Mars, and can feel comfortable defunding NASA.
“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,”