Spencer Pratt, the translucent skinned slightly better half of Heidi and Spencer known also as “Speidi” has been located in Costa Rica. The reality TV loser and F-lister formerly of The Hills television show, was in the country according to his statement “As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person.” HS News is not sure if he is a better person but we do know that he remains a stupido.
Media outlets are reporting that Costa Rican government officials charged him with felony gun possession over the weekend as he tried to board a plane with a gun. We assume he was getting some badly needed sun but why he was packing a piece is not known – his supporters claim he was hunting. We didn’t know he had supporters but assume he was hunting his long lost fame and you don’t need a gun for that. Unfortunately for all Mr. Pratt did not encounter the 18 different kinds of poisonous snakes living in the jungles of Costa Rica, though none are deadly some stun you silent.
Costa Rican officials showing their smarts cited and released him almost immediately not wanting Heidi to show up and sent him packing back to the States. ¡Por Favor! We don’t want him.