Photo: Drunk Paz de la Huerta
Last night New York Police arrested boozy floozy Paz de la Huerta for assault on former reality show star (we’re being kind) Samantha Swetra of The City, all while Lindsay Lohan looked on. Paz (Spanish for peace, doesn’t quit fit, does it) stars on the HBO hit series Boardwalk Empire.
Sources are reporting that Paz was making a move (maybe it was more like a slur) on Swetra’s boyfriend, whereby Swetra and her entourage (well maybe not entourage but other D-listers) which included Lindsey Lohan started insulting Paz.
Paz threw a glass at Swetra and went on to punch her. Lindsey stayed out of the fray (how refreshing) and helped remove glass shards from her pal’s leg. Clearly with Lindsey’ dad being charged today with domestic violence against his live-in girlfriend she didn’t want two Lohan’s in the clinker at once - then people would really start talking trash about the family.
All this happened on Sunday but it wasn’t until after police investigated and interviewed witnesses that Paz was arrested late last night. NY Daily News is reporting she actually fell with her boobs out for all to see when Swetra yelled out “triple axel.”
Clearly this was an elegant evening for everyone.