Photo: Dick Morris v Scott Brown v Karl Rove
For all the fans, female or otherwise, of hard-charging, unbiased Fox News worry not- you no longer have to settle for the visual limitations of a Karl Rove or Dick Morris. And before you stop reading in anger, I am not saying Rove or Morris’ only limitations are their looks - that might be their only positives.
The network has just announced that the ex-Senator from Massachusetts, Scott Brown, will be joining the news team.
The 53-year-old is not only a former Senator but a former model that has not taken on the appearance of a bloated troll with inflamed gums. Age has been kind to Brown and we are not sure if that is because he is a moderate Republic versus a rabid Republican. Brown will be making his debut tonight on the “Hannity” show, the only other “pretty face” on Fox according to some. Brown lost his Senate seat to Democrat Elizabeth Warren last year.
I am looking forward to commenting on the issues of the day and challenging our elected officials to put our country’s needs first instead of their own partisan interests,” Brown said. Foes of Fox News, can now watch the networks unbiased coverage of topics such as immigration focused on the messenger instead of the message.
Unfortunately depending on your point of view, Rove remains on Fox while Morris was dropped earlier this month and is heading to CNN.