It’s time to identify our Coco Loco Latinos of the week and our choices range from the delusional to the D-listed to the detained.
Starting with the delusional, we can start nowhere else but with J-Lo. Jenny on the Block like the bed bugs in New York keeps resurfacing even when no body wants her to. She’s the new judge on American Idol and has deluded herself into thinking she’s talented enough to judge talent?? Delusions of grandeur are why we chose Evo Morales as another Coco Loco. As the President of tiny, poor and can’t find on the map Bolivia, Evo proclaimed to world leaders at the UN that he wants to “create an alliance to save humankind.” Evo stay home and take care of business there first.
Of course D-listers always make it on this list; this week we had to tolerate Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s daughter, walking the red carpet with her pet raccoon Tencha. We don’t want to see your skeletal mother or your pet raccoon. And of course we always include the detained because they are truly Coco Loco by getting in tangles with the law.
Singer, Bruno Mars, whose original name is Peter Hernandez was found with several grams of cocaine in Las Vegas and arrested. Bruno you are not only Coco Loco for having drugs you’re a dumb ass for changing your name to a planet that no one can find. Then there was former World Cup referee and Ecuadorian sports commentator Bryon Moreno arrested at a New York airport with bags of heroin hidden in his crouch. Byron when the crazy Americanos say keep it in your pants they don’t mean the drugs.