A young Florida man is in jail after seriously losing his cool during a threesome he had convinced his wife and another woman to take part in.
Jorge Daniel Silva, 22, of Naples, Florida was arrested and charged with felony battery after he became so full of jealousy Sunday that he threw a television at his wife when she and the second woman became intimate and wouldn’t let him join.
Silva’s wife told police that her husband “freaked out” when she and the other woman began kissing. When he began punching his wife in the face, the second woman ran into the bathroom and closed the door. According to reports, he then kicked in the bathroom door before returning to the attack on his wife.
As if punching his wife as a result of his inability to get in on the fun weren’t bad enough, Silva began swinging a television at her like a bat as she lay curled up on the floor, before ultimately dropping in on her.
He continued his attack on her and threw yet anothery television. The second woman said she tried to get Silva away from his wife, but that she was also punched by the raging husband.
When police arrived, they found Silva’s wife beaten and bloodied with what appeared to be a broken nose, televisions destroyed, and doors broken down.
When initially questioned by police, he told them his wife had actually arranged the threesome as a means to attack him. He quickly recanted however, and admitted he beat up his wife and said he bashed down the doors because he thought the women were having sex without him.
This was reportedly his first threesome experience, but we’re pretty sure he did it wrong.
Threesome tip #1: DON’T BEAT UP THE WOMEN YOU’RE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH.