Ahead of the So-called Mayan 2012 Apocalypse, Porn Company Designs Porn Bunker
Posted: 07 October 2011 04:13 PM   [ Ignore ]  
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With many worried that the end of the Mayan calendar means the end of the world, an adult film company has designed a sort of “porn bunker” in which all inside can be saved.

Pink Visual, a pornography company out of California, has revealed to CBS News that it has designed a secret bunker that will hold approximately 1,200 to 1,500 people when completed in September 2012.

Spokesman for the company Quentin Boyer said, “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury.

“Whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

Boyer said the guest list for who will get to survive the apocalypse in style will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”

According to the design visual released, the bunker will be multiple stories, and will include things like panoramic video feed stations, co-ed showers, a lounge with heat-activated memory foam seating, “fertility chambers”, work kiosks with gun racks, and of course, a casting couch.


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