It would seem not everyone is okay being single, or rather, with everyone knowing they’re single. So for those that wish they had a girlfriend to show off on Facebook and make that dramatic switching of the status to “In a Relationship”, a Brazilian company has you covered.

Namorofake is now offering a service and varying levels of contact with you and your fake girlfriend or boyfriend.

For $10, someone from the company will provide three comments of three days before the “relationship” ends. For $19 you’ll get 5 comments and the “relationship” lasts for 7 days. Moving up, for $39 you can get 10 comments from the not-really-significant other and that relationship will also last a week. If you’re really determined to fool everyone however, you can go for the full on Virtual Girlfriend package with gives you 30 comments and is valid for a month.

Yeah, that’ll show ‘em you’re not some loser without a girlfriend. ‘Cause nothing says, “I deserve a girlfriend,” like paying for a fake one. I wonder if Manti Te’o knows about this?